翔妹傳給我的隨機聊天網站

無意間碰到色老頭......

我覺得這網站不錯至少可以練英文((先問他國籍再用中文嗆他/她((喂

好吧這是對話一則:(You 代表自己,Stranger代表隨機配對的人)

You:  Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: dat dere Uniited States
You: Mmm...
Stranger: yes?
You: I am from Taiwan..
You: Haha
Stranger: wow. nice
Stranger: m or f?
You: m...sorry
Stranger: what?
Stranger: man
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: YOU  



很明顯的他只是來泡妞...在他問我性別時我後面已經加sorry了....


還有這則,很令人捧腹XD

You: 你是誰
Stranger: I love you.
You: 我也是
(陌生人馬上離線...)


試試看吧= =+

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  • evilCupid
  • 哪裡經點阿我說
  • 後來發現色老頭真的不少...

    Tony yang 於 2010/07/29 14:42 回覆

  • elf1001001
  • 你怎麼知道他是老頭
    哈=]
    不過真的可以練英文耶
    下次試試
  • 小心別上癮就好XD (我已經上癮了
    記得他問你asl時是問age sex location
    這種通常是來泡妞的小心

    Tony yang 於 2010/07/31 23:48 回覆

  • sonja111
  • xddddddd

    第一篇fuck u 那個好笑

    第二篇 i luv u 那個沒膽xdd
  • 你應該不缺網友吧 囧"

    Tony yang 於 2010/07/31 23:48 回覆

  • jason830301
  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label
    'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are
    lying.
    Stranger: Hey
    You: hay
    You: how are you
    Stranger: Fine I guess
    You: are you hungry
    Stranger: Yourself?
    You: not so good
    Stranger: am not really hungry.
    You: i was hit by a truck
    Stranger: Owned.
    You: but the truck expload and i am fine
    You: i think the driver is dead
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    好好玩~~
  • 水母
  • 你這還好勒
    有少數人知道我第一次玩這的慘痛經驗:(
    真的不堪提起阿ˊˋ

    阿呀 我也跟自己同班
    握個手八:)
  • 會遇到很多horny old man 這樣...
    是說水母的觸手那麼多跟我要握哪根(臉紅

    Tony yang 於 2010/08/06 22:53 回覆

  • jason830301
  • Omegle Talk to strangers! You're now chatting with a random
    stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent
    with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent
    Omegle are lying.

    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: ??
    You: whole sentence please
    Stranger: age/sex/
    You: 20 female
    Stranger: where r u from?
    You: south poal
    You: i study animals here
    Stranger: poal??
    You: ??
    Stranger: umm
    You: i spell it wrong?
    Stranger: where is poal?
    You: antiartica
    Stranger: oh....
    Stranger: i don't know...
    Stranger: sorry You: hm...
    Stranger: i'm from korea
    You: oh
    Stranger: do you know korea?
    You: yeah
    Stranger: really?
    You: i hate the north one
    Stranger: oh...
    Stranger: me too....
    You: the leader stinks
    Stranger: umm
    Stranger: little...;;
    You: the leader is a fucken bitch
    Stranger: you really hate him haha
    You: i rally hope i've got a nuke to destroy him and his soviet
  • jason830301
  • Stranger: umm..
    Stranger: so...
    Stranger: are you american?
    You: and without hurting other nations
    You: no
    Stranger: so?
    Stranger: where?...
    You: i'm british
    Stranger: oh i see
    Stranger: you study animal?
    You: i leave in south pole
    Stranger: leave?....
    You: i live in south pole
    Stranger: live?
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: pole??
    You: yeah
    Stranger: first you say
    Stranger: poal...
    Stranger: haha
    You: i type it wrong
    Stranger: so i didn't understand
    You: sorry
    Stranger: pole...
    Stranger: i love pole
    Stranger: i want to go pole
    You: i'm trying to get an animal master Stranger: oh really?
    Stranger: so...
    You: i study penguins
  • jason830301
  • Stranger: are you see the penguin?
    Stranger: oh!!!
    Stranger: i love penguin
    You: me too
    Stranger: it's so cute
    You: yeah
    Stranger: but...
    Stranger: because global warming
    You: i think its time for me to start my research
    Stranger: now?
    You: hope to be able to talk to you next time Stranger: ok
    Stranger: bye
    Stranger: i hope
    You: bye
    Stranger: you will
    Stranger: very famous animal master
    You: thank you
    Stranger: bye

    爆笑~~
  • jason830301
  • Stranger: are you see the penguin?
    Stranger: oh!!!
    Stranger: i love penguin
    You: me too
    Stranger: it's so cute
    You: yeah
    Stranger: but...
    Stranger: because global warming
    You: i think its time for me to start my research
    Stranger: now?
    You: hope to be able to talk to you next time Stranger: ok
    Stranger: bye
    Stranger: i hope
    You: bye
    Stranger: you will
    Stranger: very famous animal master
    You: thank you
    Stranger: bye
  • jason830301
  • ㄟ~~你來看看我的...
    這一次太長所以我貼在網誌...
  • 體育課跑回來玩...遇到巴西人...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with
    the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to
    represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: heeey
    You: hi
    You: where are you from
    You: how are you now??
    Stranger: im from brasilia, the capital of brasil
    You: oh i see
    Stranger: i am good, a little bit in pain though
    Stranger: what about you?
    You: i'm from taiwan
    You: a country sits on the western pasific
    Stranger: i do know that
    You: ...
    Stranger: near china
    Stranger: an island
    You: yeah
    You: a nation
    You: an independent nation
    Stranger: good to kno
    Stranger: know*
    You: ??
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  • jason830301
  • 這次是色伯伯...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label
    'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hii
    You: hi
    Stranger: what are you're gender?
    You: female
    You: yours??
    You: hey
    You: are you there??
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: sorry
    Stranger: i am male
    You: ...
    You: oh
    Stranger: how old are you>?
    You: what's your job??
    You: i'm 23
    You: i work in south pole
    You: but now i'm in south america
    You: it's too cold in south pole
    You: where are you from??
    Stranger: i am a staff director
    Stranger: i am from indonesia
    You: cool
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: i am 25 years old
    You: how maney people do you manage??
    Stranger: hum
    Stranger: 90- 150
    You: i manage about 1000 penguin...
  • jason830301
  • Stranger: hahahahaha
    You: i have to study them...
    Stranger: it's so crazy job
    You: not quite so...
    You: i love it
    Stranger: can i see youre photo?
    Stranger: yup
    You: but the gloabal warming is ruining their place...
    Stranger: yes of course
    Stranger: can i see you're face?
    You: i can't believe that human can do that...
    You: no
    Stranger: YOU MUST BELIEVE
    Stranger: GOD HAVE A POWER TO CHANGE THAT
    Stranger: haha
    You: i don't really want some i don't know see my face
    You: because i do mare than studing penguins in south pole...
    Stranger: huh
    Stranger: i hope can see you're fave
    Stranger: *face
    You: it's no that OK for someone i meet on-line to have a peek
    at my photo...
    You: it's dangerous to me...
    Stranger: what is you're name?
    You: ...
    Stranger: okay it's oke
    Stranger: no problem
    You: the name i can tell you won't be my ture name...
    Stranger: why?
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  • jason830301
  • ㄟ~~遇到色伯伯要這樣~~~

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label
    'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are
    lying.
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi where are you from??
    Stranger: asl
    You: answer me first
    Stranger: india
    You: fucken india
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